A rant of exhaustion. p.s. it's been a while . . .

I was hoping that if I just started typing, inspiration would strike and I'd finally have something to say. I should have quite a lot, I mean, my last post was what, June yeah? Pathetic. So many things have happened since then and I can't find two seconds to talk about it? Maybe I just need to think of something completely useless to blather on about right now . . . Um, well actually I was quite ready to talk about Saosin's new album. Jake burned a copy for me today. Except there's a mosquito somewhere in my room so now I'm too creeped out to really offer a decent album review. Ok so I know what you're thinking, "How can she be typing this if she's so distracted by the mosquito?" But I'll have you know I'm slapping random body parts every other second or so in the hopes that I may squish it if it has indeed decided to suck my blood. Also, I realize that were I to give an album review it wouldn't actually inform you of much because I don't have any actual experience as a music critic. Ok well, now that my original topic is trashed I guess I'll talk about something else. But see now the inspiration is gone. I don't know what to write. I'm too tired to be sarcastic or witty, and I'm just not feeling the serious side of myself right now. (It does in fact exist by the way.) To be honest I feel completely lazy and lethargic. I think the lethargy stems from my poor diet though. I'm trying to not be a fat ex-swimmer. But it's difficult. I don't think people quite understand just how gigantic my sweet tooth is. Some people hate soda. I envy them that. I haven't met a soft-drink I didn't like. With the exception of Mountain Dew of course. Vile, repulsive stuff. Hang on a moment, I just had a brilliant idea. This is what I will do: I will ask my mother to stop buying coke, cream soda, root beer, sprite, pepsi, grape soda, orange soda, and birch beer, and buy only mountain dew instead. I'll have no option but to stop drinking soda as I refuse to let that cursed liquid touch my lips for even an instant. Perfect. I will also take up pilates I believe. Except I don't actually know how to do pilates. But I'll learn! Anything to keep from . . . running *shivers*. Wow, amazing how a rant about mosquitos, soda, and pilates can lift me from my state of lethargy to an absolutely energized mood. Perfect timing since I need sleep . . . let this be a lesson kids. No blogging before bed.

Goodnight! <3